Episode 4
The One With the Birds in the Wall
Charlie and Ruffy are in Oxford helping out a couple of PCSOs who are getting grief from a driver at the scene of a crash. One of them really doesn’t like their interest in the slightest. Quite why he feels like this is a mystery as he’s perfectly legitimate and has nothing to worry about! Though swearing at Charlie as he walks off probably isn’t the nicest thing to do.
Chris and Simon lead a falconry raid in Aylesbury, tackling a suspected dealer with a history of assaulting police. Particularly satisfying for Lester as he’s one of those police! The search reveals ridiculously large amounts of porn mags, twenty pound notes scattered like tissues after a bad cold and two dead blackbirds; but no drugs. Chris isn’t letting it go, and is rewarded with the stash of coke which is lurking inside a bedstead!
Chris and Simon, still on Falcon duty, are in Milton Keynes where they pull a car that takes an ominously long time to come to a halt, pulls off when Simon gets out, then stops as soon as he gets back in the car! It’s the ‘hide the evidence’ routine, but the lads aren’t quick enough to prevent the driver swallowing his.
Back in Reading with Daz and Rosie, who pull over someone who is not as ‘old enough’ to drive as he wants to be. Though the choice of stopping location wouldn’t make them particularly popular as it’s right in the middle of a main road and no one can pass them! Once moved (to double yellows! Bad Daz!) time to sort out who he is. Or rather isn’t. Given that Rosie’s met him before, he hasn’t got a hope.
Later that same day, Daz and Rosie have another encounter with their 14 year old driver, as it seems the appropriate adult who is now taking him home hasn’t got a license either! Fortunately she has and all is well, though the other passenger seems to like the camera a great deal and is more than happy to pose!

