The One with the Shrieking Car Thief

Pat and Carl (with a little help from Conrad and Dave) arrest the world’s noisiest car thief. Who’s on a push-bike. Seriously.

Derek’s account of a stolen car being driven by a 15 year old lad who broke his leg (Derek’s not the boy. Poor Derek!)

Pat and Carl’s snowbound arrest with champers and roast. Oh and Pat trying not to slip over.

Pete and Grant respond to an urgent call in Oxford to a burglary in progress that turns out to be workmen. If only plumbers came that quickly…..

An uncredited appearance by Carl in a pre-TV32 motorway chase and arrest.

Derek and Grant stop a lad in Slough who just can’t tear himself away from his phone – much to Grant’s annoyance. Pat and Carl arrive to take the driver away while Grant goes to see his Dad (the lad’s dad that is….)

Grant talks us through a chase in heavy rain towards London on the M4 and gives the viewer a chance to see what these guys can REALLY do in a car.

Derek and Grant on the Slough Trading Estate chasing a car without lights with quite possibly the world’s dimmest teenager at the wheel: “am I in trouble? Why am I in trouble?” d’oh!

Pete and Tony and the taxi fight. Just another Friday night in Slough eh