The One with the Puffing Bobby

Parts proves himself monumentally unfit, while Pat, Carl Robb and Tony collectively scare the pants off a disqualified driver in Reading.

Derek and Grant along with Pat and Carl chasing a stolen Beamer in Slough. Pat and Carl chase the occupants once they’ve decamped, Derek discovers what appalling music taste the driver has and Grant finds a stuck-on number plate with the real one underneath. Naughty naughty…….

Derek and Grant check up on a disqualified driver who is still driving. Silly Girl. Upon returning to the station with her, Grant’s tracker is activated. It’s time to go a-hunting….

Pat and Carl are tracking with tracker (not the chewy cereal bar!) and strike gold with a brand new VW Golf. Very nice car (as Pat said)

Pat and Carl playing the Subaru tag game in Slough and frustratingly not catching the original driver. Curses.

Derek responds to an urgent “officer in need of assistance” in Slough High Street and quickly takes control of an aggressive drunk who’s trying to resist arrest. Nice one Delboy!