The One with the Sheet 'n' Duvet Cover Thief

Pat and Carl are assisted by Murphy the dog who finds a bloke in the garden. The bloke is terrified by Murphy. Nice.

Pat and Carl in Chalvey; with the Idiot who nicked the bedding and his even Stupider Mate. Tony arrives and he doesn’t believe them either.

Pat and Carl back in Chalvey hunting for a stolen car. And look it’s the Idiot from the bedding-nicking incident.

Pete and Carl in Slough High Street; arresting the Stupider Mate who shoves some drugs in an unmentionable place and indulges in a spot of Pete-biting. Poor Pete!

Pat and Carl with the ‘dirty minging git’, who tries to steal a car on camera – and fails.

Pat and Carl in Slough with the mini-cab driver who doesn’t seem to understand the phrase “change the tyre”……

Grant in an uncredited appearance with Jamie Gilson (his pre-Derek partner) in Bracknell chasing the chap who prefers to drive on the pavement rather than the road.

Grant and Jamie in another uncredited appearance chasing a drunk driver in Reading with a smoking finish….

Pete and Chris meet the “Prince” who objects to having to buy a tax disc. Or talk to the police.